"I'm drowning here, Drew. The board wants immediate results, my CEO keeps moving the goalposts, and my team is stretched thinner than an Ozembic user. How does anyone survive as a CMO these days?" exclaimed a first-time CMO at a Series C SaaS company.
Oh, first-timer, let’s huddle. You're not alone in this maelstrom of impossible expectations and magical thinking. Welcome to B2B marketing circa 2025, where every executive thinks they're a marketing expert because they watch the Super Bowl.
But fear not, fellow marketing penguins! Did you know that penguins are incredible swimmers and spend 75% of their lives in water? Like these adorable birds, you’re adaptable, curious, and comfortable in almost any environment. Why else would you have chosen this path?
Over the next few weeks, I'll share 25 ways for B2B CMOs to overcome their malaise. Today's focus is on leadership and strategy. Without these fundamentals, you might as well be trying to swim in cement.
1. Start with Your North Star (And Make Sure Everyone's Looking at the Same One)
Here's a renegade thought: Before you launch that shiny new campaign or redesign your homepage, get your C-suite aligned on what success actually looks like.
I recently watched a brilliant CMO get torpedoed because the CEO thought marketing's job was "to make things go viral," while the CRO expected immediate pipeline impact. Spoiler alert: It didn't end well.
2. Your Survival Depends on Strategic Alliances
Quick quiz: When was the last time you had coffee with your CFO? If you're drawing a blank, we've identified your first mission. Pick one C-suite peer per quarter and become their new best friend. Trust me, these alliances will save your bacon when budgeting season rolls around.
3. Simplify Until It Hurts
If your brand story requires a PhD to understand, you've already lost. With shrinking attention spans and buyer indecision rampant, simplicity isn't just nice to have – it's survival. Can your entire team tell your story in one compelling sentence? No? That’s one thing you can fix quickly.
4. Channel Your Inner Explorer
Yes, pay-per-click is comfortable. Yes, your tried-and-true channels work... sort of. But if you're not experimenting with new ways to reach your audience, you're already falling behind. The key? Start small, measure religiously, and scale what works.
5. For Heaven's Sake, Lighten Up!
This just in: B2B doesn't have to be boring! Some of the most successful CMOs I know have mastered the art of bringing levity to their leadership style AND their brand voice. When everything feels heavy, a little wit goes a long way.
The truth is, being a CMO in 2025 isn't for the faint of heart. And there are few shortcuts. But these 5 leadership tips should be helpful (and expect 5 more next week).
And to all those armchair CMOs in the C-suite: Marketing isn't magic. It's strategy, science, and a whole lot of smart execution. Maybe it's time to trust the experts you hired.
Written by Drew Neisser